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Zhang man sells donkey and Luneng matches foreign aid read a novel, said Zhang old and want to sell a donkey. �� �� From early spring to sell tickets old donkey buyers to his bid price of $ 500, Lao is not for sale. Because he judged the donkeys, no matter how worthless, it must value and $ 501 so!, every 5 days, the whole village to see pieces of old man sells donkey. Until the winter season, Zhang man still haven't put his ass sold out. This old man is that more than half a sheet of donkeys consume up to 300 kg 200 kg of corn, soybeans, 180 pound millet, amounting to $ 1544. Until home cooking such as m for days, finally piece of old bite his ass to sell old than Zhang! imagine even better �� donkey price $ 502. China has a football club named Shandong Luneng, in fact, the Club's leadership incompetence, the world or even the entire universe will know, because the Club every season of the introduction of foreign aid work and victories in the competition, make jokes, outgoing international, direct access to the extraterrestrial world! about, there is a saying in Chinese called: "a long five more to catch up a late set" is dedicated to the description sheet old and Luneng invention. 09 season, Luneng Club China is the first to propose the introduction of foreign aid, and that prior warning fans, this aid is Lei, a guru, Europe's very high card! warning we must be prepared, otherwise, foreign aid, the fans, it seems to be scared, accountable, Luneng Club shall not accept responsibility �� not paid to you for such a shock. The result: people can't slow Luneng in what matches foreign aid, on the contrary, static and dynamic team of famous quarter member overnight flight to Europe a real double whammy. Crown League then have three hours to go to war, Luneng manager name is Han father-in-law anything (this is not a piece of old), led his debut of foreign aid, this matches foreign aid resulting national uproar, Shandong fans at a loss, called sound down Yue. Small tank was not afraid to open eyes: HA, HA, HA, yesterday also nose with rogue Liu, today is the Henkel Emperor riding high big horse people five six places with him, I'm the mother EH and sang "Gale maxleaf" anything, that's what it really is a wild ass donned yellow vest, overnight is not the same as that of the previous year "duck step", this year became the Han just big-time players got some garage!, didn't even renovate renovation, even the yellow vests are not wearing! this fool does not matter, all of a sudden, shocked everyone in Shandong province, hospital overcrowding, got a hospital beds have backdoor cost 5000 gold. �� �� But fortunately, there are then two things. In the AFC Champions League, he period 2: 4 lose to a club team in Indonesia, as if the elephant is an ant bite bitten to death. This result, the ratio of selling old donkey Zhang also suffer loss of! so national fans in Jinan by asshole at Luneng team play, play world-class farce. In the League began a few months after the last one from German bundeslega pick up to the alternate in Asia, but also of foreign aid? Han fair promises, their rambunctious rehearsals to the fans that the next will be the European players, absolute guru! Shandong Han just people looking forward to the European players appear just as Rome city residents were looking forward to a glimpse of the Emperor's new clothes internally! football Premier League is coming to an end, the European-level Korea father-in-law guru finally appear. Results: Shandong fans to find Han just desperately, province of fans going with Han just on the Court. The reason is that the players show on TV, Shandong fans smashed the 200 million TV 8 Chin, easily crush steel teeth 1040 million 100 thousand 3 2 514, even more serious is the region constantly reported overnight jump from some who are fans! thus, Jinan streets of men and women, old and young, less all personally kill this incompetent Han father-in-law, get everyone buying a sharp, Jinan Street size store a knife that lost!, why other fans to keep the fun going Han father-in-law? not having fun, because that looks super European players the Luneng, Midwest, Northeast, South, fans have laughed fly out teeth, some laughs from this straight down. Of course some female fans because laugh-a-half didn't eat, waist circumference 2 ft 5 sharp decline, and secretly to the Han just send a gift of appreciation. This is what is the secret? because, when introducing foreign aid, Han father-in-law tearing Beijing Palace that duck voice: "Please let me introduce from Brazil, is China's survival team jinde obsolete, even the goal are missing, do not have to spend money white pick, glorious, great: (slight pause) Sandro ��" (shocked a field reporter fainted, broken camera hard statistics. ) Captaining come 2010. Luneng and anxious to bring in foreign aid, not only was the first to introduce foreign aid of shouting and is to introduce the European five League of big-time! now, participate in the other three victories in the competition team of foreign aid already in place, while Shandong incompetent Club "big-time" still in which planet?